Davy "Come on, you guys going play?"
Micky
Peter
Micky
"Say bye-bye"
"Bye-bye"
"Not you"
Mike "Helpless, done in by his own staggering good looks."
Peter "He's Right you know"
Mike
Davy
Micky
"I don't like him at all"
"I don't like him either"
"I don't like him that much.
Micky
Mike
"It's no use, he's in love"
"Yeah, for the very first time today."
Mike & Davy "Monkee Men!"
Davy "Tell you what guys, I'll never look at another girl, ever."
Peter "No I don't think I care for that a bit."
Peter "No use, he's gone"
Micky "I myself am very jealous"
  Intro Ditty
Mike Psychological Warfare
Davy
Davy's Double
"That sounds crazy to me"
"I know, that's what I told the producers."
Mike "That's fast!"
Mike "You've been out of it."
Mike "Would you mind making that in the form of a vow."
Davy "Wrong door"
All "You must be out of your mind."
Mike "You should do that, you'll feel better."
Davy to Double "You're handsome, your witty, and your tall"
Mike "You're very perceptive."